a series of unnecessary things.

smallzoo:

SPAGHATTA NADLE!!

hyperboleandahalf

hahahahahahaha.

AT&T

i fail to see how you are proving that i am a value to you, at&t.

jhnmyr:

nickholmes:

Never give up.

If you need me I’ll be in my dressing room, belly laughing at this all day.

i’ve been there..

jhnmyr:

curvedwhite:

What if they had beards?

i like them better that way.

jhnmyr:

“Flushing sound.” genius.

oh japan. how does anyone ever get anything done there?

jhnmyr:

Light Saber chopsticks. Yes please thank you.

can life get any better? i submit that it cannot!

poesiephdiii asked: if i gave you $20 dollars, what could you do in 20 minutes?

i’d put this weave on yo head. you betta beweave you need it, too. i sho-can-tell.

seriously.. brian regan’s got a pretty wealthy fan base.

the best thing i’ve ever read in my entire life. click the link. if you have a good sense of humor, you won’t regret it.

apparently the mormons know good comedy.

i cried while watching this.

everybody to the limit.